so the comedian my roommate is watching just mentioned bologna
and it reminded me of in high school
I won 3rd place in my class for a poetry contest
with a half-assed poem abouthow much i like bologna
god damn I wish I remembered it because it was pretty funny and really stupid and how the fuck did I win 3rd place out of ANYTHING with that piece of shit
anyway my little half-brother broke the trophy when he was like, 3
so
there’s that
apolloscoffeeshop:
Jackle App - I Love Everything
wow idk if i’m tired or not but
when the fuck did i make this lol
some time between April 15 and September 17 of last year
okay like
how do you even tell your family
especially your dad who’s not really homophobic but won’t stand to see his son “turn” gay
that you’re moving out of state to live with your boyfriend
like
howwwwww???
like, I kinda think I’ll just leave out the “boyfriend” part and just tell him “Yeah I’m gonna move in with this, uh, guy I know, over in Arkansas, until I can work up the money to hopefully move to Atlanta so I can finally get into that art school I mentioned in at least one of the times I was able to work up the nerve to talk to you.”
yeah that conversation’s gonna go well. Especially if he asks “Why Arkansas?”
“Oh, uhm, you know, it was just convenient.” Yeah. Because moving 10 hours away is “convenient.” Arghhhh
milesjai:
Tomb Raider | March 05, 2013
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
WER R HER TITZ THO
I THOT TOOM RADUR WUZ ABOT BUBZ
j/k this game looks so awesome~
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